The Underminer

I’m savoring this book and hoping I don’t adopt the characteristics. Most recent laugh-out-loud (on the D train! Unheard of!): The Underminer, in front of his newly sober “friend”: “Could you get me a mojito? I’m just thirsty for something liberating and delicious.
Is everyone else googling the ponies they’ll buy if they win the lottery tonight? I like this one; he has a real sense of humor!
